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Highlights of my day:
Watching B.O.B. the blob from Monsters Vs. Aliens hit on green Jell-O. Also, the President of the United States calling for "code brown" because he just crapped his pants. Who says that humor has to be cerebral?
While cruising down Transit Rd, we saw a dark-skinned man in baggy pants pimping with his umbrella. Looked like Ali G. I mean, he had the pimp walk down and everything! All he needed was a kickass pimp hat, and he'd be Huggy Bear! *choked up with laughter*
Seriously, though, he was pimpin' that umbrella and looking over the top of his sunglasses like he was the coolest mutha around. This was hilarious on many levels, because, c'mon... it's an umbrella. Besides, who's he trying to impress strutting down Transit Rd, anyway, huh? Shee-it.
So, funny. We've been cracking up all day about that. I mimicked the dude in the parking lot, which sent us into fits because I'm so white that I'm translucent, okay? LOL
Didn't think the day could get any better. Then tonight, we were watching "Better Off Ted". Already loving this show. Lots of funny quotes, and really bizarre situations, and then we get hit with the Quote of the Day:
in reference to cloned beef
Ted: We may have created a monster in the lab.
Veronica: It's not a monster, it's a cyborg that can kill without remorse.
Ted: I was talking about Phil, what were you talking about?
Veronica: I was also talking about Phil... it's classified... but it's going to be a fantastic new tool if we can get it to tell the difference between soldiers and children...
Watching B.O.B. the blob from Monsters Vs. Aliens hit on green Jell-O. Also, the President of the United States calling for "code brown" because he just crapped his pants. Who says that humor has to be cerebral?
While cruising down Transit Rd, we saw a dark-skinned man in baggy pants pimping with his umbrella. Looked like Ali G. I mean, he had the pimp walk down and everything! All he needed was a kickass pimp hat, and he'd be Huggy Bear! *choked up with laughter*
Seriously, though, he was pimpin' that umbrella and looking over the top of his sunglasses like he was the coolest mutha around. This was hilarious on many levels, because, c'mon... it's an umbrella. Besides, who's he trying to impress strutting down Transit Rd, anyway, huh? Shee-it.
So, funny. We've been cracking up all day about that. I mimicked the dude in the parking lot, which sent us into fits because I'm so white that I'm translucent, okay? LOL
Didn't think the day could get any better. Then tonight, we were watching "Better Off Ted". Already loving this show. Lots of funny quotes, and really bizarre situations, and then we get hit with the Quote of the Day:
in reference to cloned beef
Ted: We may have created a monster in the lab.
Veronica: It's not a monster, it's a cyborg that can kill without remorse.
Ted: I was talking about Phil, what were you talking about?
Veronica: I was also talking about Phil... it's classified... but it's going to be a fantastic new tool if we can get it to tell the difference between soldiers and children...
