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Bryan was playing Fameworld, or whatever it's called, on Facebook, in which you make movies. One of the sci-fi movies is called "Me and My Martian"...
Me: It's like the sequel to ET, only in my version, Eliot gave him Skittles, which is a bad, bad move, and at the end, ET abducts him and brings him to his home world. On a leash.
Bryan: *goggles*
Me: I mean, not in a kinky way or anything. 'Cuz, you know; a human boy is, like, an exotic pet...
Bryan: *in ET's voice* "Mom, he followed me home, Can I keep him?"
Me: It's like the sequel to ET, only in my version, Eliot gave him Skittles, which is a bad, bad move, and at the end, ET abducts him and brings him to his home world. On a leash.
Bryan: *goggles*
Me: I mean, not in a kinky way or anything. 'Cuz, you know; a human boy is, like, an exotic pet...
Bryan: *in ET's voice* "Mom, he followed me home, Can I keep him?"
